Too cynical to live, too dumb to die,
I'm still standing: Consider being afraid . . .
I've had it with these
motherfucking snakes
on this motherfucking plane!
--Samuel L Jackson, Snakes On a Plane
The sun shines high above
The sounds of laughter
The birds swoop down upon
The crosses of old grey churches
We say that we're in love
While secretly wishing for rain
Sipping coke and playing games
September's here again
September's here again . . .
--David Sylvian, "September"
Okay, it wasn't exactly serpents and the aircraft was metaphoric, but--yes--I, too, thoroughly (and motherfuckingly) had had it. For a while, at least. But now I'm back kicking ass and taking names. I guess everybody needs a hobby. Let's just say I was on a Business Trip and leave it at that. For the more melodramatically inclined among you, it turned out that only Moriarty plummeted into Reichenbach Falls--after which, I spent a long time in Tibet. Which pretty much brings us to this, The Return . . . Special thanks to what scholars of Elizabethan literature call "diverse hands"--they kept this place dusted and tidied while I was Elsewhere doing Other, Unfortunately Unavoidable Things.
It also should be noted that I lost a good friend along the way, demonstrating the extreme and unpredictable nature of this very peculiar trip. But if I have any advantage over Tony Dresden, it is the ability to say That was then and this is now. So onward . . .
At the top, let's be clear about this entry--given the amount of catching up that needs to be done, it is, by necessity, the Jagged Jump-Cut Edition of a post. So put aside any expectation of elegant thematic arcs--this is a reorganization meeting. Nothing more. Nothing less. I hope you brought a legal pad.

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